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[My American Idol Tryout]

GOONY GOON GOON

Do you have stairs in your house?

Also:
I'M POSTING AFTR THE LEGENDARY XWAYNECOLTX.

~X~

PureCarnage responds:

Um.. yeah a few stairs. Why?

[TomCruiseStrikesBack pt1]

Wow.

Well, the artwork is pretty... poor. On a brighter note, the lip-synching is almost, but not quite, less than an entire second behind the sound.

I would have to say the highlight of this show, however, is the utter lack of humor. It's a rare treat to see a comedy with no redeeming value what so ever, but you guys really pulled together on this one.

I mean, who would have thought to mock such dated celebrities as Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld? It's good you got those jabs in well after the peaks of their careers, before someone else beat you to it.

A lot of work was obviously put into this. You've spent quite a long time crafting one of the most boring and self-indulgent cartoons ever created, and it shows. Your hard work has truly paid off.

(The above review assumes you were attempting to make the most boring cartoon ever. If it was not your intention to do so, please disregard.)

PhallicMoose responds:

I love sarcasm. In regards to your reference to our use of Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld, we used them because of the fact they are no longer as important in the current media industry. It's what they've had to resort to.

As for the sound, everyone keeps ragging on the sync problem and yet no one's offered a solution.

[COG: I, Commode]

I don't know exactly why...

...but I found this to be quite funny. Somehow, you took a bad idea and executed it in such a way as to make something good. I'm very confused.

The artwork was a little off in some parts (the toilets were climbing... what? colored rectangles?) but the character design was decent. The voices were done pretty well, and synched nicely. The dog punchline at the end could have been made funnier by fixing some timing issues (it took too long for the guy to get to the explanation. Make this joke funnier by shortening it.)

Overall, a good effort and a pretty funny flash.

Aces!

ChroniclesOFGlendale responds:

We thought that when you see the dog with no head it would trigger in your head that it got its head bit off. It's cool though. Thanks for the good review.

[Secret Mansion]

This is...

The best Nike ad ever!

AligatorHead responds:

hhaha kool, yes nike DUNKS

[Name Switch]

More irony...

"Changing one little thing on a character does not make is a whole new character."

Hmmm... like putting a bottle of soda behind a clock that uses a text-to-speech voice instead of putting a strawberry (banana, orange, pack of cigarettes, Giza pyramid, map of Rhode Island, whatever) behind a clock that uses a text-to-speech voice? Because, I'd have to agree with that one.

Just for the record, I hate Foamy too. I thought your movie was pretty good, but... well... I think the irony of your own closing statement may be lost on you.

CodeRedClock responds:

wow...youve actully made some sence..the first meaningfull review...i gotta go thing about that...good job..

[Species Switch]

How ironic...

"A new character is not a new character at all if it behaves exactly like the old one."

Hmmm... like, say, the entire ClockCrew? I'd say that "things with clocks on them that all use the same text-to-speech voice" would fit that statement accurately.

:)

CodeRedClock responds:

true..i think

[I'm All Bloody Inside]

'Cause this is my United States of...

Whatever.

Liam Lynch rocks, but your movie is just okay.

ElijahTheSane responds:

yeah whatever, this was just a quickie thing, i didn't really finish the scenes that were in black and white, maybe if i finish them it will be better... ahh FUKE IT i'm gonn have some pie

["interno/inferno"]

Hehee, that was pretty funny...

Nice background. Nice concept. Really cool short gag.

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sundial responds:

Thanks, I thought so too :) I think we're soul mates.

[Another Day Five]

Very cool.

Good animation, good solid design, good narrative. I like the wiggly-line effect, kind of like old "Home Movies" episodes.

Overall, a very stylish piece.

The-Super-Flash-Bros responds:

I'm glad you liked it

[Random ep 2]

One Line Summary

"WATCH EP ! FIRST so you understand what you should understand."

No, I think I've got it, thanks.

Old-Erkefiende responds:

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