automatic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dragons Age]

Bleah.

Message from urapbad:
"Im sexy, tall, funny, skinny, like blizzard games, an awsom artist..."

No, not an 'awsom' artist. The graphics were really sub-par. Try something other than stick figures, and two-frame-per-second animation.

"...and like Simpsons. Me and Mattman723 make movies. So far BLAM! Our recent movie I have a fealing will not get blammed."

Well, you were right. It made it through judgement, though I can't see how. The overuse of rainbow gradients was very amateur, the stick-figures didn't fit in with the drawn-out dragons. And for that matter, he dragons weren't drawn very well either. The message at the end was Hallmark-greeting-card sappy, and what's with the blurb about hating rap? "Dur, I liek fantasy dragons and rap is dumb. Roll to save versus Eminem!!!" Try broadening your horizons, and quit playing so much D&D.

In other words, not a very good movie.

urapbad responds:

I opened my horizon then got scared then closed it again...

Nah i started listening to rap it actually is pretty good in some cases i like free style...
Rocks better though,
yeah i think

[~ The Bird ~]

I don't get it...

Obviously, you can draw. So, if you can draw, then why the Hell are you making stick-figure cartoons? This movie would have been a 10 if it weren't for that.

Just to let you know, I usually rate sick movies at zero. I didn't this time in the hopes of convincing you to not do sticks. I know it's a long-shot... I mean, why the fuck would you care what I think, right? I'm just some jerk writing a review on NG. All I'm saying is, it's quite apparent that you have talent that exceeds stick-figure bullshit, and you should explore that talent without sullying yourself with stick-figure bullshit.

Ringfinger responds:

"I mean, why the fuck would you care what I think, right? I'm just some jerk writing a review on NG" ~ Exactly! So shut up and leave me alone.

[Invaded Wars]

Amazing!

WOW THAT WAS AWESOME!
Dude, you're a really good artist!

It must have been hard to draw all those little guys in a way so that it looked like you just ripped them off of some website and cut and pasted them into your movie like a cheap ass!

You rock!

NuttyBanana responds:

wow thanks for the support! ya know, it doesnt take to many brain cells to join and realise that this could possiby just be.....a sprite movie. Yeh, ya know, that might be right, a sprite movie, the ones with the captured images from computer games - sprites - no art.....sprites. And as well as that, the website addresses are in the movie meaning i havent claimed credit on them myself! OMG, thank you for opening my mind from being like you....window licker, to....some1 with the ip of a 9 year old, woo!

[Tiniest Restaurant Pt. 3]

Nice job!

I voted 5.

I've read the reviews and I must say, anyone who doesn't think this is funny has got to be a moron. That is to say, a lot of the humor requires a bit more intelligence than the average NG viewer can muster.

For instance, how many viewers actually got the reference to Un Chien Andalou (slicing up Grimace's eye with a straight razor)? Probably just me, which doesn't come as a surprise.

Anyway, keep up the good work, and rest assured in the knowledge that you're smarter and more talanted than any of the Morlocks who write bad reviews.

mikethepod responds:

OH MY GOD...someone caught the Un Chien Andalou/Dali reference!!! You rule, and you've just totally made my day. Much obliged!!!

[ViolentDeaths 4]

Whoo! Last one to vote zero on!

My job is done.

That is, until you put out another stick figure movie.

See you then!

MFR responds:

Munchee, you faggot.
Please, let me impale you in the groin with a screwdriver and spit in your face.
It would also be nice if i could cut you in half with a rusty bladed object and get my entire school to piss on your grave.

See you when i put out my next movie!
I trust you to be on the watch for new submissions to bitch about.
Until next time, stick your head down the toilet bowl and flush.

[TehRandomness]

Bad.

Bad.

(Wow, my reviews are getting lazy.)

MFR responds:

Chew on shit, you grumpy old assrider.

[ViolentDeaths 3]

they just get worse and worse!

THIS ONE BLOWS!! lol i hated the stick figure getting impaled on the railing... and the dude just randomly exploding... crappy work

MFR responds:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN v.2

[Total Crap m.k. III]

Crap.

crap (kr¨£p)
noun:

1. Excrement.
2. An act of defecating.
3. Cheap or shoddy material.
4. Miscellaneous or disorganized items; clutter.

MFR responds:

munchee (munshi), bad screen name:
1. Grown person with too much spare time who enjoys pointless slaughtering of flash animations authored by a person he doesent know.
2. Fat man.

[Violent Skills]

Hahahaaa!

VIOLENT SKILLS! HAHAA!
Okay, funnyman, I'll go ahead and vote with MY violent skills...
ZERO!

Violent Skills... man, what a dumb title for an equally dumb movie.

MFR responds:

Munchee.
You are full of hate and prejudice.
I am really really sure that if i knew that i was reading the words of such an aaaawfully intelllligeeeeeeent person in your first review, i would not have been so exessively mindless with my responses... Hmm, let me quote you.

''Your responses to my other reviews (as well as the subject matter of your movies) hint at deep-seeded agression problems probably stemming from repressed anger at your father for abusing you, and the fact that you can't cope with your own subconscious homosexual desires. You should seek help. And drawing lessons.''

Interesting, especially that homophobical part there.
As for the drawing lessons, i believe you should look at some of my work
compared to your own before you judge. Also, regarding 'intelligence', i believe any 29 year old english speaking man could use advanced language to create an illusion of elitism.

[Elemental Short Fight]

WOW!

HOLY CRAP!

You went from stick figures to FAT stick figures!

THAT'S TALENT!

I'll give you a one for graphics! Enjoy!

</sarcasm>

MFR responds:

HOLY CRAP! You went from pointless bitching to POINTLESS BITCHING WITH BAD HUMOUR!
THAT'S TALENT!
I'll give you a -46 on style.

Munchee, i want you to think of these two things.
First, this movie involves a lot more skill and planning than you are able to comprehend with your wortless little mind, so shut up.
Second, an van full of angry men armed with mauls will arrive at your house tonight.