automatic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[AUCOE]

Your movies suck.

Stick figure movies get zero.

Why?

Because they suck.

MFR responds:

One of my friends writes this after having read your ''reviews''.

It's people like him that makes the frustrated teenagers to go berserk with a shotgun on the streets. If I could I would tigh him up and pick out his eyes with a needle, then put his anus hair on fire, watching it spread and burn up his balls, after a while I would put out the fire with a small amount of salt, then when the fire is down I would pour quicksilver in his burnwounds. Then I would cut out his balls and place them instead of eyes. I would also take a large steel pole and shove it up his already penentrated asshole and make him hang there over the night in Siberia. If he still is alive I would put him in a giant haystack and make the ants eat him up.

Yes, it's easy to get people to hate you, right?
Btw... Are you 29 years old?????
ARGH!!!!!
Get a life, wife and stay away from the computer!

[InsaneSimian]

Crap.

Wow, that was crap.

Wait a minute... what am I saying?

Oh yeah... it was crap.

MFR responds:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN

[-ManyWaysToKillAStick-]

Haha.

Stick movies get zero.
Oh, wait... I'd better listen to myself...

Hmm, let's see. I said "Zeros for sticks." Yeah, that's right.

Mindless, worthless bastard, eh? Blow me.

MFR responds:

[norwegian] Verdiløse horebukk! Jeg vedder på at mora di fødte deg inn i en kjøttkvern og at faren din voldtok deg på ettårsdagen. Det er flott for oss normale folk å tenke på at det finnes patetiske fotsleikere som deg der ute, det får oss til å føle oss så mye, mye bedre. [/norwegian]

Blow you?
Sorry, munchee. I would never engage in oral sex with you.
Hovever, there are some nice gay fetish sites out there for lonely 29- year old computer nerds like you!
Dont give up, munchee!

[The Great Below]

Meh...

Tricky's trick. I knew it was coming just by reading your author's comments. It kind of ruined the suprise.

You're not supposed to hint that your movie has Tricky in it! Otherwise his trick won't work!

SpriteRemixClock responds:

Well, I put up a warning in the hopes that it would deter humorless morons from watching, but alas.

[ViolentFlick]

Zero.

Zero for the stick figures. Sorry, but I have to do it on principle.

MFR responds:

You mindless, worthless, bastard.
Listen to yourself.

[Doodlez]

AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Decent art. Animation is a little stiff. Sound is terrible, especially that scream sound repeating over and over again.

AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!

CopyCatDS responds:

Heh, i know, but put it this way, would you want to hear a funny scream? or me scream? ( i scream like a girl by the way... :-D )

[Puncher Girl]

Hey, Major007...

No, it wasn't.

45288 responds:

??.....o do u mean it wasnt gay???

[18 hours of my Life!]

Well, that was...

...eighteen hours wasted. I honestly can't see why this got such a high rating. Oh, well... good luck with the next eighteen hours of your life.

Sqeezy responds:

nah.. i dont really think it was wasted.
some ppl laughed about it and liked it.
thats all i wanted.

[MegaMan & X:Final Battle]

OH MY GOD THE PAIN

I CAN'T WATCH ANOTHER SECOND!!! IT HUUUUURRTTSS!

Jesus, man... I got as far as the green blobby guy saying "Oh, hur hur hur, I didant tel yuo wher to meet me yet, duuuuhhhrrr" and then Megaman said "Oh golly me, I knew that duuuuh" *drools on shoes* and I had to stop watching it. I think I actually lost brain cells from watching this movie-show. Which makes your cartoon a threat to national security!

Nice job!

CheveLoco responds:

hahahahhaha..well...hmmm..thanx?...:P

[Arrogancy: Episode One]

Great artwork, but...

Do you know what the definition of "arrogancy" is? It's setting up an online store and a forum for EPISODE NUMBER FREAKIN ONE of your show!!!!! How the hell do you know that anyone is even going to like it? Especially enough to buy something...

On to the review though...
The subject matter is cliched. You should really try to get off of the whole "grown in a vat and augmented by the government to be an unstoppable killing machine" thing. I've seen that a million-bazillion times. Everyone on Newgrounds has probably seen it a million-bazillion times.

And no, I will not be contacting the Cartoon Network or Tokyopop. The VERY LAST THING we need on TV is MORE ANIME. Especially anime made in the UNITED STATES. I think by now everyone has seen what anime looks, sounds, smells like. Just because you like something DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO COPY IT. By the way, ANIME IS JAPANESE, AND LAST TIME I CHECKED "MCCRAY" IS NOT A JAPANESE NAME.

THE GOOD PART OF THE REVIEW:
The only thing you have going for you is your artwork and animation. They are superb. Come up with an original idea and you will be a millionaire.

arrogancy responds:

Funny. I'd say that arrogancy would be:

a) Not having the comprehension to understand that Arrogancy was already established as a series with 4 prologue chapters before this one.

b) Saying that a story is "unoriginal" because the base setup has been seen before - with no knowledge of the fruition of the entire story. Originality is determined by the details, not by the setup.

c) Viewing anime as a genre as opposed to a medium.

But, of course, that's just me :)