automatic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dragons Age]

Bleah.

Message from urapbad:
"Im sexy, tall, funny, skinny, like blizzard games, an awsom artist..."

No, not an 'awsom' artist. The graphics were really sub-par. Try something other than stick figures, and two-frame-per-second animation.

"...and like Simpsons. Me and Mattman723 make movies. So far BLAM! Our recent movie I have a fealing will not get blammed."

Well, you were right. It made it through judgement, though I can't see how. The overuse of rainbow gradients was very amateur, the stick-figures didn't fit in with the drawn-out dragons. And for that matter, he dragons weren't drawn very well either. The message at the end was Hallmark-greeting-card sappy, and what's with the blurb about hating rap? "Dur, I liek fantasy dragons and rap is dumb. Roll to save versus Eminem!!!" Try broadening your horizons, and quit playing so much D&D.

In other words, not a very good movie.

urapbad responds:

I opened my horizon then got scared then closed it again...

Nah i started listening to rap it actually is pretty good in some cases i like free style...
Rocks better though,
yeah i think

[~ The Bird ~]

I don't get it...

Obviously, you can draw. So, if you can draw, then why the Hell are you making stick-figure cartoons? This movie would have been a 10 if it weren't for that.

Just to let you know, I usually rate sick movies at zero. I didn't this time in the hopes of convincing you to not do sticks. I know it's a long-shot... I mean, why the fuck would you care what I think, right? I'm just some jerk writing a review on NG. All I'm saying is, it's quite apparent that you have talent that exceeds stick-figure bullshit, and you should explore that talent without sullying yourself with stick-figure bullshit.

Ringfinger responds:

"I mean, why the fuck would you care what I think, right? I'm just some jerk writing a review on NG" ~ Exactly! So shut up and leave me alone.

[Invaded Wars]

Amazing!

WOW THAT WAS AWESOME!
Dude, you're a really good artist!

It must have been hard to draw all those little guys in a way so that it looked like you just ripped them off of some website and cut and pasted them into your movie like a cheap ass!

You rock!

NuttyBanana responds:

wow thanks for the support! ya know, it doesnt take to many brain cells to join and realise that this could possiby just be.....a sprite movie. Yeh, ya know, that might be right, a sprite movie, the ones with the captured images from computer games - sprites - no art.....sprites. And as well as that, the website addresses are in the movie meaning i havent claimed credit on them myself! OMG, thank you for opening my mind from being like you....window licker, to....some1 with the ip of a 9 year old, woo!

[Elemental Short Fight]

WOW!

HOLY CRAP!

You went from stick figures to FAT stick figures!

THAT'S TALENT!

I'll give you a one for graphics! Enjoy!

</sarcasm>

MFR responds:

HOLY CRAP! You went from pointless bitching to POINTLESS BITCHING WITH BAD HUMOUR!
THAT'S TALENT!
I'll give you a -46 on style.

Munchee, i want you to think of these two things.
First, this movie involves a lot more skill and planning than you are able to comprehend with your wortless little mind, so shut up.
Second, an van full of angry men armed with mauls will arrive at your house tonight.