automatic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Legacy Of Koizumo"]

HAHAA! THE BOOBS!

Okay, props for trying to make the boobs look bouncy. Unfortunately, it doesn't really work all that well. Here's a tip: Boobs usually bounce because the body they're attached to is bounching. When she's running on the roof, the only things moving are her legs and her boobs. Her body has to move up and down if her boobs are going to bounce.

Visit this link:

http://www.brianlemay.c om/animationexamples/jump1.htm l

It will take you to an animation sample page that illustrates what I'm talking about. Watch the bear's head, and how it bounces differently than his body. If that bear's head was two boobs, it would be right on the money.

The other samples on that website are actually pretty cool for basic examples of animation techniques... anyone who's a beginning animator should check them out.

Also, the guy in your movie that got hit in the forehead with the sai... he didn't even blink! I know that if I got stabbed in the forehead with a sai, I would at least roll my eyes and hang my tongue out of my mouth before I died. But he just sort of bled and fell straight down, like he didn't mind being killed at all.

Anyway, for your second movie that was pretty cool. Keep animating!

Dwarfking responds:

Lol, I know I know. I just wanted to have as many breasts bouncing as possible, coz then the horny nerds would like it, heh. And, yes, I know it wasn't all too realistic, I just wanted to release something ASAP.

[John's Arm 3]

Your cartoons are the best.

Truly. You are the first author to be added to my favorites list.

mikethepod responds:

I'm honored!

[Storytime with Tony Danza]

Nice, but...

...what does Tony Danza reading a kids book have to do with the wild west? I don't get it. Were you working on two different cartoons and got tire of them, and decided to make them into one movie or something?

smoothstudios responds:

haha exactly!

[-The Anti Chad-]

I LOVE CHAD!

I can't believe you guys! I mean, Chad's not so bad if you give him a chance!

Just kidding, I don't really know who Chad is, and neither do I care. And as far as pushing your sad feud on everyone at Newgrounds, screw you.

So he took your pathetic stick figure cartoons. So fucking what. Stick figure cartoons suck ass. Big deal if there's a guy out there that steals stuff that sucks ass, and big deal if you're mad at him.

TheAntiChad responds:

This goes to you and "scsi_modem" too:

I don't recall strapping you to a chair, taping your eyeballs open and forcing you to watch it, either.

- EarlyACE

[Penguin Deaths Episode 6]

Why?

Why does this have such a high score?

I don't get it. This movie blows ass.

The-FedEx-Guy responds:

I'm sorry you have no sense of style or perseption of animation. Animation does not need to be complicated like "Antz", or "a Bugs life" or some of the other animation you see on NG.

Art is the media you express yourself, I'm expressing. I have stories, that I need to put down, somewhere, I'm not saying i'm a good animator, but flash allows me to do what I want.

I have grown from using Powerpoint to do animations, to Flash. I would have thought people would take into account that not everyone is good at drawing.

[Ah! Mr. Schultz! - 01]

Very nicely done

I love Mr Schultz's nonchalant attitude, it cracked me up. You should definitely make this into a series.

Sorry, I don't really have much advice on where to take the series, except that you should definitely keep the irony going with it. If we expect him to casually kick someone'e ass, maybe we come to find out he's kicking the wrong person's ass? Thing like that... something to keep the surprise going.

raitendo responds:

two really helpful reviews in a row, cheers. thanks for the suggestion, I'll keep that in mind.

[Laughing out Loud (LoL)]

HOO HOO HA HAAA!

HEE HEEEEE HO HOOOOO WHA HAHAA HA HAAAAAAA!

That was kind of funny! I GIVE YOU THE BRONZE MEDAL!

Klaasmekoy responds:

Leuk een bonze medaille bedankt hoor!