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[ViolentDeaths 4]

Whoo! Last one to vote zero on!

My job is done.

That is, until you put out another stick figure movie.

See you then!

MFR responds:

Munchee, you faggot.
Please, let me impale you in the groin with a screwdriver and spit in your face.
It would also be nice if i could cut you in half with a rusty bladed object and get my entire school to piss on your grave.

See you when i put out my next movie!
I trust you to be on the watch for new submissions to bitch about.
Until next time, stick your head down the toilet bowl and flush.

[TehRandomness]

Bad.

Bad.

(Wow, my reviews are getting lazy.)

MFR responds:

Chew on shit, you grumpy old assrider.

[ViolentDeaths 3]

they just get worse and worse!

THIS ONE BLOWS!! lol i hated the stick figure getting impaled on the railing... and the dude just randomly exploding... crappy work

MFR responds:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN v.2

[Total Crap m.k. III]

Crap.

crap (kr¨£p)
noun:

1. Excrement.
2. An act of defecating.
3. Cheap or shoddy material.
4. Miscellaneous or disorganized items; clutter.

MFR responds:

munchee (munshi), bad screen name:
1. Grown person with too much spare time who enjoys pointless slaughtering of flash animations authored by a person he doesent know.
2. Fat man.

[Violent Skills]

Hahahaaa!

VIOLENT SKILLS! HAHAA!
Okay, funnyman, I'll go ahead and vote with MY violent skills...
ZERO!

Violent Skills... man, what a dumb title for an equally dumb movie.

MFR responds:

Munchee.
You are full of hate and prejudice.
I am really really sure that if i knew that i was reading the words of such an aaaawfully intelllligeeeeeeent person in your first review, i would not have been so exessively mindless with my responses... Hmm, let me quote you.

''Your responses to my other reviews (as well as the subject matter of your movies) hint at deep-seeded agression problems probably stemming from repressed anger at your father for abusing you, and the fact that you can't cope with your own subconscious homosexual desires. You should seek help. And drawing lessons.''

Interesting, especially that homophobical part there.
As for the drawing lessons, i believe you should look at some of my work
compared to your own before you judge. Also, regarding 'intelligence', i believe any 29 year old english speaking man could use advanced language to create an illusion of elitism.

[Elemental Short Fight]

WOW!

HOLY CRAP!

You went from stick figures to FAT stick figures!

THAT'S TALENT!

I'll give you a one for graphics! Enjoy!

</sarcasm>

MFR responds:

HOLY CRAP! You went from pointless bitching to POINTLESS BITCHING WITH BAD HUMOUR!
THAT'S TALENT!
I'll give you a -46 on style.

Munchee, i want you to think of these two things.
First, this movie involves a lot more skill and planning than you are able to comprehend with your wortless little mind, so shut up.
Second, an van full of angry men armed with mauls will arrive at your house tonight.

[AUCOE]

Your movies suck.

Stick figure movies get zero.

Why?

Because they suck.

MFR responds:

One of my friends writes this after having read your ''reviews''.

It's people like him that makes the frustrated teenagers to go berserk with a shotgun on the streets. If I could I would tigh him up and pick out his eyes with a needle, then put his anus hair on fire, watching it spread and burn up his balls, after a while I would put out the fire with a small amount of salt, then when the fire is down I would pour quicksilver in his burnwounds. Then I would cut out his balls and place them instead of eyes. I would also take a large steel pole and shove it up his already penentrated asshole and make him hang there over the night in Siberia. If he still is alive I would put him in a giant haystack and make the ants eat him up.

Yes, it's easy to get people to hate you, right?
Btw... Are you 29 years old?????
ARGH!!!!!
Get a life, wife and stay away from the computer!

[ViolentDeaths 2]

This movie was horrible.

Lame stick figures, lame sound, lame author.

Stick figure movies get zero.

[ViolentDeaths]

Stick figures blow, and so do your movies.

Stick movies get zero.

Hmm... I sometimes wonder if I'm being too harsh.

But then again, I also wonder why people make shitty stick figure movies.

[InsaneSimian]

Crap.

Wow, that was crap.

Wait a minute... what am I saying?

Oh yeah... it was crap.

MFR responds:

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