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Nice!

That was one slick bit of animation! Very nicely done.

EXPLOSION!

Why is it that beakers in mad scientist's labs always have green liquid in them? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GREEN LIQUID?!?

Anyway, not a bad entry... a little on the tame and boring side, but not horribly so.

As for the jumping eyeball with the attached optic nerve... that's just wacky, in a "Gee, well... there's a jumping eyeball, isn't that something" kind of way.

Best animation you've done?

Well, I'll take your word for it, because after seeing this I have no inclination to see your other work.

Hahaa! Man, that brings back memories...

That was too cool... I'd totally forgotten about Square One until seeing your movie just now. That was awesome.

My favorite part of that show was always the man/woman investigator team. They rocked.

Eh, it was okay...

Man, Starfox Adventures for GC was pretty craptastic, like the weren't even making a Starfox game to begin with, they were making some dinosaur game, and Nintendo was all like "hey, we'll fund your game if you put Starfox in it and some sexy furry-style anime fox chick so the otaku boys can get off" and they were all "okay" and they did.

So it's basically some lame stegosaurus-humping simulation and the only thing it has to do with Starfox is that it has Starfox in it and you kill Andross at the end. Brains and all. Nice graphics, though.

Oh, and your movie was okay. Kind of funny in parts.

Not bad...

And I don't think HRCAhellspawn has never heard of Doctor Who because it's British... I think it's because he's only 17, and therefore too young to have ever heard of Doctor Who. We did have DW here in America on Public Broadcast... we still might, somewhere. I haven't seen it in years.

Anyway, nice little ditty, and nice job on the Dailek. Those things were awesome.

EXTERMINATE!

Thanks for the warning...

See, this is what people who make stick movies should do...

"If you hate stickfigures, do not watch this movie." - Ringfinger

Thank you for the warning. I didn't watch it, because I do hate sticks, but since you were so nice to include a warning, I gave you tens. Enjoy!

No unity...

Well, the graphics were good. You've got a good graphic style when it comes to making people's faces... you use gradients in a way that's not annoying (a lot of people misuse them). And I have no doubt that the band members faces in your video look like thier real-life counterparts.

I'm afraid to say, though, I had to vote low on style for this one. There's no continuity in the video... it's more in the style of an "animutation" (search NG for Neil Cicierega's work to see what I mean...). It was just too all over the place, with wacky random stuff, to be a really serious video.

I do like your "Out of the Tank" series, though... excellent stuff!

Disjointed.

You're really good at the whole "creepy atmoshpere" thing... I enjoy your stuff a lot. This one builds tension really well...

Unfortunately, this not your best artwork ("Coffee % Wicked" had better stuff in it). The characters kind of resemble tall South Park kids. The song choice was strange (Edward Scissorhands), and had kind of the same out-of place feel as using the Nightmare Before Christmas music in your "Darkness makabre."

Really, I think the biggest problem is that this one doesn't go anywhere... it seems like this is just the BEGINNING of a story... that stops just when it's getting going.

So far, I think "Darkness makabre" is your best submission... it had good graphics, good plot, excellent resolution.

I am still looking forward to more submissions, though... keep 'em coming!

Oh... my... god

Wow. I really don't know where to begin on this one. I couldn't stop laughing.

So, Cobra Commander is a coke-snorting body builder who joins the Taliban, along with a green-faced Marylin Manson fan. They attack some city, and three wiggers from Minnesota have to come in and blow everyone away while wearing thier Nikes and sideways baseball caps.

There is just so much stupid shit going on in this movie that I find it hard to pick a defining moment, but I'll try:

After being rejected by wigger #1, the green-faced Manson fan drives over the edge of a skyscraper, because apparently that's where they put the roads in this crazy town... I can see why the Taliban wants to take it over.

The graphics are kind of childish and the animation is stiff, except when it's a terrorist death scene. At least it's not stick-figures. Overall, this is the most unintentionally funny movie I've seen on NG in a while.

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