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Haha.

Stick movies get zero.
Oh, wait... I'd better listen to myself...

Hmm, let's see. I said "Zeros for sticks." Yeah, that's right.

Mindless, worthless bastard, eh? Blow me.

MFR responds:

[norwegian] Verdiløse horebukk! Jeg vedder på at mora di fødte deg inn i en kjøttkvern og at faren din voldtok deg på ettårsdagen. Det er flott for oss normale folk å tenke på at det finnes patetiske fotsleikere som deg der ute, det får oss til å føle oss så mye, mye bedre. [/norwegian]

Blow you?
Sorry, munchee. I would never engage in oral sex with you.
Hovever, there are some nice gay fetish sites out there for lonely 29- year old computer nerds like you!
Dont give up, munchee!

No.

Stick figures = NO.

Meh...

Tricky's trick. I knew it was coming just by reading your author's comments. It kind of ruined the suprise.

You're not supposed to hint that your movie has Tricky in it! Otherwise his trick won't work!

SpriteRemixClock responds:

Well, I put up a warning in the hopes that it would deter humorless morons from watching, but alas.

Hmm...

This movie seems to suffer the same problems as many CC movies do... i.e., it's just your profile icon dancing around. Nothing too new or interesting, I'm afraid.

I guess what I'm trying to say is just because you're in the LL doesn't mean you have to make movies whith your icon and all the other LL icons. Make something new, interesting, funny... etc. Clocks and Locks dancing around on the screen or talking in computer voices just isn't.

It's almost like you guys are just crying out "look at me! look at me!" Well, we would rather look at your movie, and if it's good then we'll look at you.

I hope I'm not coming off too harsh, and that you can see my point. I really don't have anything against the LL or the CC.

Zero.

Zero for the stick figures. Sorry, but I have to do it on principle.

MFR responds:

You mindless, worthless, bastard.
Listen to yourself.

Hrm.

Not very funny, eh?

I'd also like to note that I am reviewing fairly. I don't have anything against clocks, but I do have something against a lot of different people using the same tired style for thier movies. I've visited the CC site and I thought "quality" and "technically groundbreaking" and "new" were all part of your mission statement (correct me if I'm wrong)?

Unfortuately, I see very few clock movies that adhere to that mission statement.

So I vote "Nothing too new or interesting" because, well, this is just like a billion-mazillion other clock movies out there.

And that's my honest opinion.

AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Decent art. Animation is a little stiff. Sound is terrible, especially that scream sound repeating over and over again.

AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!

CopyCatDS responds:

Heh, i know, but put it this way, would you want to hear a funny scream? or me scream? ( i scream like a girl by the way... :-D )

Hey!

We have the same pajama pants!

I'M WEARING MINE RIGHT NOW!

Great.

If Peter Jackson were dead, he'd be rolling over in his grave.

*sigh*

Listen, just because you like something doesn't mean you have to make a stick-figure movie out of it.

And what does that say on the ring at the beginning? It looks like "pope pbag pope pope pbag." It that elvish for "teh suck?"

Nice job!

Excellent movie, and so true.

Oh, by the way, janome14 and blazerramhard69, you have just proved that supporters of Rush Limbaugh are bigots and rascists. You two (and people like you) are piles of human shit. The sooner you people die, the sooner the rest of us will be able to live decent lives.

By the way, blazerramhard69, it's not "pussy" to accept other cultures, but it is pussy to be afraid of them. And yes, you are afraid, otherwise you wouldn't give a shit.

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