automatic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fred's Escape: Episode 2]

Blah.

I don't hate your work because you don't have sex or drugs. I don't hate your work because you don't have blood and guts, either.

I hate your work because it's stick figures.

You should put the fact that it's stick figures in your comments so those of us who hate stick figures won't watch your crap and vote it down.

Either that, or learn to draw.

And that's my bit of constructive criticism for you.

[Ugly Girl! (Locks)]

Blah.

"vote high coz of the Kick ass song by Weird Al"

Why? Did you write the song?

No.

So... explain to me why we should vote high on something you didn't do, because I don't get it.

[Movie of Kung foo Action]

Blah.

Stick figures blah blah blah.

[The flower...]

Pretty decent.

Artwork and animation are pretty decent, and the concept is original enough for NG. Overall the look and the style are the best aspects of this film.

That "500 Miles" song is really annoying, though. It probably would have been better overall if you'd just used classical music (maybe with a "scratchy" sound over the top, to match the "scratchy" film look... just a suggestion).

[S1NT3CH episode 1]

Nice 3d.

Good work on your 3d.This is pretty close to the best integration of 3d into Flash that I've seen (the very best being "Freak : Prelude (Ep.1)" at http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=119403 )

Very stylish and clean.
Wish I could've seen the glass shatter... oh well.
Make more!

[Invaded Wars]

Amazing!

WOW THAT WAS AWESOME!
Dude, you're a really good artist!

It must have been hard to draw all those little guys in a way so that it looked like you just ripped them off of some website and cut and pasted them into your movie like a cheap ass!

You rock!

NuttyBanana responds:

wow thanks for the support! ya know, it doesnt take to many brain cells to join and realise that this could possiby just be.....a sprite movie. Yeh, ya know, that might be right, a sprite movie, the ones with the captured images from computer games - sprites - no art.....sprites. And as well as that, the website addresses are in the movie meaning i havent claimed credit on them myself! OMG, thank you for opening my mind from being like you....window licker, to....some1 with the ip of a 9 year old, woo!

[Atrocious Impunity]

Nice work.

Very stylish and well thought-out. Excellent graphics.

Sorry to vote low on the sound... I love Tom Waits to death but the song didn't seem to fit the piece very well.

I'm still voting 5, though.

[Tiniest Restaurant Pt. 3]

Nice job!

I voted 5.

I've read the reviews and I must say, anyone who doesn't think this is funny has got to be a moron. That is to say, a lot of the humor requires a bit more intelligence than the average NG viewer can muster.

For instance, how many viewers actually got the reference to Un Chien Andalou (slicing up Grimace's eye with a straight razor)? Probably just me, which doesn't come as a surprise.

Anyway, keep up the good work, and rest assured in the knowledge that you're smarter and more talanted than any of the Morlocks who write bad reviews.

mikethepod responds:

OH MY GOD...someone caught the Un Chien Andalou/Dali reference!!! You rule, and you've just totally made my day. Much obliged!!!

[Xombie: Chapter 3]

Incredible.

This is truly amazing. Keep up the excellent work.

[Fantastic Realm Chapter 1]

Excellent.

This is a fantastic work of Flash.

Congratulations.