automatic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All By Myself - CC]

Whoa.

I never thought I'd see an avacado jacking off, and thanks to this movie I can safely say I really never want to again.

Also, clip the damned song shorter. You don't need the song to go on forever after the end of the movie. It'll cut down the download time.

[Sprite Quest Part One]

Oh! My! God!

MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

Whoa, kid... I thought I was a nerd when I was a kid, but... you win.

Congratulations on finding that funny "I'm the map" song, though. Only funny thing about this movie.

["24" Teaser Trailer]

Why are you showing this?

Big deal, text on a screen.

[CONAN The Barbarian Ep.1]

Very cool.

Very good animation. I'm impressed. I'll be looking forward to the sequel.

[John's Arm 3]

Your cartoons are the best.

Truly. You are the first author to be added to my favorites list.

mikethepod responds:

I'm honored!

[Penny For A Thought]

You just introduced me to a new artist.

Thank you.

And as for everyone leaving reviews telling about how much they don't like rap... why even bother spending the time to type that out? Who cares what you like... HOW WAS THE FRIGGIN MOVIE? Anyway...

I do like rap. I like all kinds of music, and I really like hearing something good that I haven't heard before.

[Cowgirl]

I love Underworld!

This is a fantastic song, and the definitive Underworld song, in my opinion.

But, I'm afraid your video does not do it justice. While the timing of each element was impeccable, the flashing-words motif was tiresome. But I will check out your other stuff, because someone who likes Underworld can't be all that bad.

[Endless Battlefield]

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congratulations! You have set a new standard for the world by which to measure crap.

YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST FLASH ANIMATOR OF ALL TIME.

This movie had not one shred of effort, not one micron of talent, not one fucking ounce of intelligence or humor. It wasn't even "funny-bad," it was just FUCKING GOD-AWFUL. You should uninstall Flash right this very fucking second.

Do you even have any concept what so ever of animating, or drawing, or how to use a computer? Just don't ever submit anything to Newgrounds ever again.

Oh, and if you made this movie bad on purpose as a joke, it wasn't funny. Just don't do this anymore. Newgrounds does not need your crap.

mechobo74 responds:

Why did you waste your time typing that?

[Storytime with Tony Danza]

Nice, but...

...what does Tony Danza reading a kids book have to do with the wild west? I don't get it. Were you working on two different cartoons and got tire of them, and decided to make them into one movie or something?

smoothstudios responds:

haha exactly!

[-The Anti Chad-]

I LOVE CHAD!

I can't believe you guys! I mean, Chad's not so bad if you give him a chance!

Just kidding, I don't really know who Chad is, and neither do I care. And as far as pushing your sad feud on everyone at Newgrounds, screw you.

So he took your pathetic stick figure cartoons. So fucking what. Stick figure cartoons suck ass. Big deal if there's a guy out there that steals stuff that sucks ass, and big deal if you're mad at him.

TheAntiChad responds:

This goes to you and "scsi_modem" too:

I don't recall strapping you to a chair, taping your eyeballs open and forcing you to watch it, either.

- EarlyACE